One time I ventured out to see all the Oscar-nominated movies in theatres by myself. I went to this dinky theatre in a mall knowing the rooms would never be too full. When I went to see ‘Interstellar’, it was me, this guy, and about 4 other people. The aforementioned ‘guy’ was barking out the answers to that pre-movie multiple choice quiz on the screen. Below is a word-for-word artist’s rendering.
(The quiz was on a loop, and when it played the second time, he yelled the correct answers as if he’d known them all along. It was the last movie I saw alone.)